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Jul. 4th, 2007 @ 08:59 am (no subject)
Current Mood: hothot
High of 105 today.  We're getting no love from coastal Eddy!
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May. 30th, 2007 @ 11:01 pm (no subject)
Current Music: Mraz
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said.... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"
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Guy Love
Jan. 22nd, 2007 @ 06:53 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic
Current Music: Interpol
OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!!  Anyone want to come with me to this festival? :D :D :D


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nerd
Dec. 31st, 2006 @ 03:41 am You scream, I scream, we all scream for pickles!
Awww Pickles!




Happy New Year, everyone!!!
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nerd
Dec. 26th, 2006 @ 04:15 pm (no subject)
I haven’t done one of these in a very long time and if you’re reading this, please, answer it…I’m curious. :)
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Oct. 6th, 2006 @ 09:12 am (no subject)
Current Mood: indescribableindescribable
Current Music: Maria Taylor
Ladies and Gentlemen, a moment of silence for my cell phone!

………

I’ll miss you, little one.
06/05 – 10/06
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Sep. 19th, 2006 @ 03:55 pm (no subject)
Wow, this day has gone fast. I love it when that happens. No long boring stretches where it feels like time has stopped and I'm never going to get out of here. Which I’m surprised considering the lack of sleep I had last night.


I’m meeting CrazyCalf (John) from wdwmagic this weekend at Disneyland. I’ve forgotten completely about it until he emailed me reminding me that he will be here this Saturday.
Looks like I’ll be hitting up Disneyland this weekend.

Yeah…..I’ve nothing else to update. *cricket noises* At least I get to go to Disneyland this weekend.
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nerd
Sep. 19th, 2006 @ 01:48 am (no subject)
Current Mood: blahblah
Current Music: I’m watching how Daisy Fuentes can help my butt look great.
I should sleep, I need to sleep, but I just can’t!



I’ve been working on this Meez.com doll for awhile. Check me out!
It’s not finished…see I’m not wearing any shoes. I’ll finish it tomorrow. Plus, it looks nothing like me and I want to change the outfit.



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May. 20th, 2006 @ 07:07 am Just let me lay here in the sun, until my dream is done....
Current Mood: lonelylonely
Current Music: California dreams
Your Ideal Pet is a Big Dog

You're both energetic, affectionate, and a bit goofy.
And neither of you seem to mind very slobbery kisses!
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May. 14th, 2006 @ 09:07 am (no subject)
Current Mood: hungryhungry
Current Music: The Local news
I had a dream last night involving Tom Cruise! Let me just say that now anytime I watch one of his movies I’m going to blush! :o



Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve
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